sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?
"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."
In ancient Rome; men found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones.
Personally, I think they should start doing this again